I'm looking for a top notch developer for my Facebook clone site called Facebookie, a ficticious name I just made up and website that does not exist.

If you are that programmer who likes to work on things that do not exist then call me or reply back. Candidate must have the following qualities:

• Able to work underwater
• Able to work from a mountain
• Must have a unicycle for transportation
• Must like Happy Meals for lunch (for the prize of course)
• Easily disturbed or scared

If you feel you have these special qualifications then you're our perfect match. Contact us for more info.

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